NCH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Longcat]

we /f/ of 4chan made stuff better than your fail.

I think you have never saw our own made-in-4chan longcat flash version.

and btw. these pictures are drawn in co-op in 4chan's /i/oaekaki boards and not from some thief website you found.

stop been the cancer of 4chan pls and dont even lurk moar.

Flameviper responds:

After I navigated through your linguistic trainwreck you call a review, I was able to extrapolate some meaning (not a lot, but what can you expect from /b/tards).

Here's the gist of it: Apparently, I've never seen 4chan's own Longcat. Also, the non-profit website that displays pictures is now a thief site? I don't get it, now it's their fault you don't use photosigs?

Also, you accuse me of being the "cancer of 4chan". If I recall correctly, the saying went "the cancer that is killing /b/", so you said it wrong in the first place. Also, you included an inane "btw" (which you didn't even bother to capitalise), which makes no sense whatsoever. Finally, you tell me to "not even lurk moar". Wait, what? You want me to know more about a site, so you advise me to go there less?

Or wait, stop right there. Maybe I'm just talking to a belligerent linguistically-challenged /b/tard who attacks me for no reason.

GTFO

[ClockCrew Collab - Light!]

M-m-m-m-massive fail

it looks like its parodying clairvoyance's nightmare city series...
it looks like its nothing but random clock and lock fights and stuff
it looks like the music got all screwed up from your editing.....

everything about this is near to fail, I dun know whats happening, many scenes parodied from nightmare city esp the ending yet it is not... but I think you guys saved yourself from not actually doing an actual parody of nightmare city.....

Sonucais responds:

Hey man... I love Clairovoynce's nightmare city series too... but thats not yet a parody! 4ChanCity is a big parody! just it! And that edit i done is perfect for a collab, also is pretty good to hear. And if you watch it with the eyes of a Clock, you'll see that get a great history and a sad end.

Nah... I love your style but you get me mad right now. We have worked 3 months, specialy me.

[(old vers)Dead Rain 3]

lol ammo hax

Just one critic to give to your zombie movie.
If you are gonna give him a "high tech gun" which uses neon green ammo clips, Pls, dun give it empty bullet shells magically spilling out from no where... its just dosen't make any sense.

if you want to get the character to use a machine gun, draw a gun that looks like a machine gun or some automatic rifle and not a pistol.

SickDeathFiend responds:

doesnt make any sense to you because you have no imagination. Compression tech does wonders.

[Random Fight]

ooh singaporean made lol

lol, some stuff from SG. the animation is ok, though choppy. effects are in a mess though lol. but from your age aspect, i think its darn good, cause i only know how to make flash at the age of 18. keep animating, its good to see more singaporean flash animators.

JGA responds:

Thx